"You need this textbook, we'll use it all the time." Never uses textbook.
I don't care if you were saying "Bless you" to someone who sneezed you were talking during a test, you get a zero and a detention
Complains about students on phones in class spends first thirty minutes of class off topic, talking about her kids
Sees the creepy guy in the class has a crush on you pairs you two as partners for the rest of the year