149,953 shares
Casually mentions about being a drug user To the president of the united states
84,180 shares
Hey I just bit you... and now you're crazy because I'm infected... and gave you rabies
177,420 shares
Girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for anniversary doesn't get her anything
141,522 shares
Wife asks if she's fat "yes"
101,642 shares
Ran into ex Put the car in reverse and hit her again
131,752 shares
gets to pick game for family game night saw
119,420 shares
found a bear trap tea bag it
230,320 shares
feed the homeless to the homeless
158,477 shares
take sleeping pill wash down with redbull, let the battle begin
82,620 shares
found a beehive free pinata
142,881 shares
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