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sick of dishes in sink Throws them away
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too lazy to put away freshly washed clothes Sleep on bed with them
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why did the semen cross the road? i put the wrong sock on this morning
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wore a shirt under a sweatshirt all day no one saw it, ill wear it tomorrow
Sprays frebreze on dirty clothes clean clothes
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spill liquid on hardwood floor soak it up with your sock
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Every deodorant is long lasting when you get up at 1pm
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Doesn't feel like brushing teeth chews gum
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runs out of tp only shits before shower
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too lazy to cut instant pizza fold it like a taco
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