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Plans got cancelled? Well, at least I can wear these clothes again...
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Spend entire day with family get high with cousins
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Knows it's probably time to get out of the shower When peeing in it for the second time
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Same outfit from Sunday? "Well.. my coworkers didn't see it."
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Takes a piss Turn on sink for a few seconds so it sounds like you actually washed your hands
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Does Laundry Uses dryer as a closet until it's time to do laundry again
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Pee in the shower not even showering
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Can't make anything to eat in less than one minute Starve
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Drink beer Pretend it tastes good
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Torn boxers? Fapkin.
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