After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely

After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely - After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely  Dating Site Murderer

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I'm watching you grow into a wonderful person.

I'm watching you grow into a wonderful person.

I ENJOY MURDER SHE WROTE, AND OTHER MYSTERY SHOWS

I ENJOY MURDER SHE WROTE, AND OTHER MYSTERY SHOWS

Your children will suffer if they don't get a good breakfast before heading off to school

Your children will suffer if they don't get a good breakfast before heading off to school

I WILL BREAK YOU OFF A PIECE OF MY KIT KAT BAR

I WILL BREAK YOU OFF A PIECE OF MY KIT KAT BAR

I will find you The best present ever

I will find you The best present ever

I will cut out your eyes for your Halloween ghost costume.

I will cut out your eyes for your Halloween ghost costume.

I'll eat your baby back ribs if you're too full

I'll eat your baby back ribs if you're too full

I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU off a piece of this Kit-Kat bar

I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU off a piece of this Kit-Kat bar

Your Children Are Dead Wrong about the Wii being broken. I just got it working.

Your Children Are Dead Wrong about the Wii being broken.  I just got it working.

Tonight You Will Watch a Murder She wrote marathon. its my grandma's favorite show.

Tonight You Will Watch a Murder She wrote marathon. its my grandma's favorite show.
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