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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,455 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
53,072 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,690 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
76,270 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,714 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,715 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
156,299 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,469 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
91,338 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,794 shares
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