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was a lazy college freshman, sophomore, and Junior why change now
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needs more sources for paper cites one sentence from vaguely related article
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Gets up early to register for classes rewards self with the rest of the day off
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Actually went to 9 o'clock class rewards self with the rest of the day off
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class gets out 5 min early skips next class, goes home
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Needs new jacket throws house party
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PAPER DUE IN 7 HOURS HASN'T DECIDED TOPIC
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"plagiarism is strictly forbidden" catch me if you can
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Last day in college Shit just got real
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Takes adderall to write a paper Ends up jacking-off for five hours instead
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