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Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday
214,561 shares
"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class, you won't do well" Challenge accepted.
269,875 shares
Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.
154,498 shares
I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4
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There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.
246,347 shares
"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.
630,693 shares
Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday Started last Friday
89,812 shares
Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois
364,480 shares
Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home
501,634 shares
Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook
361,468 shares
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