344,810 shares
No open parking spots No class
102,039 shares
Guest Lecturer? Nice, no class.
45,307 shares
"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals
747,703 shares
Homework worth 10% of grade not worth it
219,821 shares
Rough Draft? run spell check now its my Final Draft
72,284 shares
wakes up before alarm goes off alarm set to 3 pm
50,356 shares
"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.
868,831 shares
Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair
73,129 shares
Class starts in an hour guess i should get registered
107,600 shares
Has full plans for zombie apocalypse No idea what he's doing after graduation
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