287,761 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,418 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,659 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,504 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
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TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
77,329 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,524 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
179,064 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
89,235 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,599 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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