288,034 shares
pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
332,464 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,974 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
149,237 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
58,505 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,902 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
120,168 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,924 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,644 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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