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No open parking spots No class
102,076 shares
Guest Lecturer? Nice, no class.
45,370 shares
"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals
747,785 shares
Homework worth 10% of grade not worth it
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Rough Draft? run spell check now its my Final Draft
72,356 shares
wakes up before alarm goes off alarm set to 3 pm
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"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.
868,914 shares
Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair
73,201 shares
Class starts in an hour guess i should get registered
107,658 shares
Has full plans for zombie apocalypse No idea what he's doing after graduation
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