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The idea we just came up with is AWESOME! Go to sleep, I promise I'll help you remember it in the morning
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Finals are in 48 hours Let's learn how to salsa on youtube!
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TONS OF POTENTIAL FUCK IT
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Chapped lips? Just lick 'em, bro.
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ALL YOUR LOVED ONES ARE DEAD LOL JK GO BACK TO SLEEP
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memorizes lyrics to hundreds of songs can't remember important concepts for exams
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Bullshits an entire essay in no time Can't come up with a creative title if its life depended on it
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It's okay dude! You totally remembered to finish all your homework that's due tomorrow! Or did you?
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Wakes you up at night "Hey, let's go over all the terrible things you've ever done"
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