"Professor said I plagiarized my paper" Not possible I bullshited that paper.

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writes essay increases size of periods and commas to make the essay seem longer

writes essay increases size of periods and commas to make the essay seem longer

starts essay night before it's due writes last week's date on it

starts essay night before it's due writes last week's date on it

Pulls an All-Nighter wasn't studying

Pulls an All-Nighter wasn't studying

CALCULATES LOWEST POSSIBLE FINAL GRADE INSTEAD OF STUDYING

CALCULATES LOWEST POSSIBLE FINAL GRADE INSTEAD OF STUDYING

Last Week of Class you say More like First Week of class

Last Week of Class you say More like First Week of class

Accidentaly brings a water bottle of vodka to the final exam drinks it anyways

Accidentaly brings a water bottle of vodka to the final exam drinks it anyways

"You can't write an essay the night before it's due" that's because i can write it the day it's due

needs 2 non-internet sources for a paper uses Google books and a magazine article found online

needs 2 non-internet sources for a paper uses Google books and a magazine article found online

Gets extra time to study for a test Still Doesn't study

Gets extra time to study for a test Still Doesn't study
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