113,729 shares
gets mad while playing video games throws your controller
175,225 shares
asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact
452,240 shares
On a train sitting down while some people have to stand Has bag on the seat next to him
112,012 shares
Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery "Sorry bro can't tip I'm broke"
163,186 shares
Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations
76,125 shares
3 inches of snow/slush on the road tailgates
309,732 shares
Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift
401,235 shares
wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv
218,472 shares
opens microwave before timer goes off doesn't clear the time for the next guy
145,097 shares
Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it
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