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Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute
41,385 shares
"Hi, I'm dating your daughter. Nice to meet you." steals all of your prescription meds
13,032 shares
Goes food shopping Leaves grocery cart in parking spot
16,054 shares
Is the on-call for the weekend Doesn't answer phone
15,058 shares
Drink the bong water, bro It'll get you fucked up as shit
26,555 shares
Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town
12,350 shares
Gets friend-zoned makes meme mocking close personal friend
15,426 shares
"Be there in 5 minutes" Shows up in an hour
14,634 shares
Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him
10,553 shares
takes a trip to london
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