What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream? The sock under my bed

What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream?  The sock under my bed - What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream?  The sock under my bed  Foul Bachelor Frog

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Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts "I'll just use the condensation from my MT.dew can to wipe them off"

Gets sticky fingers from stale donuts

When I'm home alone, I always work out naked because that way I end up doing less laundry

When I'm home alone, I always work out naked because that way I end up doing less laundry

Made it through the winter With one pair of jeans

Made it through the winter With one pair of jeans

Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream

Out of milk for cereal Uses melted icecream

Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve

Out of Plates? No worries, the rotating disc in the microwave will serve

Finally get out of bed To go lay on couch

Finally get out of bed To go lay on couch

comes home from vacation lives out of suitcase till all clothes are dirty

comes home from vacation lives out of suitcase till all clothes are dirty

Wears a sweater all day Doesn't change shirt the next day because no one saw it

Wears a sweater all day Doesn't change shirt the next day because no one saw it

Should take a shower to get rid of bedhead Nah, I'll just wear a hat

Should take a shower to get rid of bedhead Nah, I'll just wear a hat

Notices teeth are dirty scraped them with fingernail

Notices teeth are dirty scraped them with fingernail
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