I'll have you know i gave my cat a bath last night and she only tried to murder me 17 times

I'll have you know i gave my cat a bath last night and she only tried to murder me 17 times - I'll have you know i gave my cat a bath last night and she only tried to murder me 17 times  Tough Spongebob

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I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times

I'll have you know, my girlfriend went to a frat party for an hour last night And I only texted her 81 times

I'll have you know that I got my first pair of contact lenses yesterday And I was only an hour late to work this morning

I'll have you know that I got my first pair of contact lenses yesterday And I was only an hour late to work this morning

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice

I'll have you know that my girlfriend and I spent 6 hours assembling IKEA furniture And we only threatened to break up twice

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, I got my paycheck today and paid all my bills And I still have $20 left over

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.

I'll have you know, I built an IKEA Dresser all on my own And only said fuck 28 times.

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box

I'll have you know, I clean my ears with Q-tips even though it says not to right on the box

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I watched Les miserables and i only cried four times

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I watched Les miserables and i only cried four times

I'll have you know, I kept the Listerine in my mouth For the full 30 seconds

I'll have you know, I kept the Listerine in my mouth For the full 30 seconds

I'll have you know, I had blood drawn this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I'll have you know, I had blood drawn this morning and I only cried for 20 minutes.
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