197,395 shares
decide to floss bloodbath
30,484 shares
Can't fall asleep, Faps to get tired Can't get out of bed, faps to wake up
21,170 shares
spill water on the floor just wait for it to evaporate
10,043 shares
reads fbf memes, these are some great tips
19,661 shares
CRAP. NAP. FAP. Repeat.
11,206 shares
fap into toilet paper "moist towelette"
19,625 shares
Girl is coming over tonight Buys beer and new bed sheets
18,045 shares
I Don't always shower.
13,105 shares
emerge from blackout at the wheel fuck yeah mcdonald's drive thru
18,954 shares
sock so full of cum it stops absorbing semen achievement unlocked
12,182 shares
Laugh more daily
