3 weeks into those Insanity workout DVDs...
Touch Sponge Bob
I'll have you know that yesterday while playing COD I was killed before I could deploy my care package and I only raged over the mic for 20 minutes
I'll have you know that it took you 20 minutes to respond And i only checked my phone 47 times
I'll have you know that i asked a couple at the movies to stop talking and my heart only raced for twenty minutes
I'll have you know that i helped my girlfriend move And only said "Fuck why do you have so many clothes" 7 times
I'll have you know i gave my cat a bath last night and she only tried to murder me 17 times
I'll have you know, my boyfriend taught me how to drive a manual and I only threatened to break up with him twice.
I'll have you know, I did a small home improvement project and only went to Home Depot 6 times.
I'll have you know that I completely untangled my earphones And I only said Seriously and God dammit 17 times
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