Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet
Home alone at night? Better turn every light in the house on
Posts funny picture on facebook Feels his sense of humor is been judged by everybody
walking out of the store after browsing and not finding what I want they think im shoplifting
Got nudes from my GF randomly They weren't meant for me
Roommate dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower Oh fuck. Hes dead.
types a really complicated word and no spell check show up better mess it up by entering a letter at the end to make sure it's working and the word's spelled correctly
Destroyed expired credit card Break it down in several pieces and throw them in different trash cans so no one can put it back together
introduced two of my friends to each other now worried they'll be better friends with each other than with me
Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.
Laugh more daily