Friggen older siblings...
I'm 24 and Today I learned...
When I was a kid I thought my mom was a superhero because I found a whip, a mask, and a pair of handcuffs in her room
WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them
i used to think hump was the same as hug so when my grandma was dying i told my mom i wanted to hump her one last time
WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof
When I was a kid, my best friend spoke mandarin at home when I met his parents I said, sorry I don't speak orange
When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out
WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.
When i was little my parents told me that the ice cream truck was the "music" truck and it just drove around playing music, i believed them
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