Did you hear about the new batman actor? Christian Bale fans have really ben Affleckted by it
My girlfriend bought
us a new cat I told her you've
gotta be kitting me
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass The doctor described his condition as stable
Why did the Walrus go to a tupperware party? It was looking for a tight seal
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time...
My girlfriend is saving herself for marriage we do everything butt sex
When you get a bladder infection Urine trouble
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
what's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls. they're under a buck.
Have you heard people are starting to pickpocket midgets? Seriously, who would stoop so low?
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