You came to the wrong neighborhood it looks like your friend lives on the other side of the golf course.
I taught my son how to roll his first joint venture's profits over into a tax-deferred IRA to avoid excessive capital gains taxes
i shot a cop an email thanking him for serving and protecting the community
I beat my pregnant wife to the car, so i could open the door for her
I left my pregnant wife a dozen roses on the kitchen table this morning just to show her that I love her and support her.
Pass me my 9mm I Didn't Realize these Bolts were Metric
I'd tap that crosswalk button to ensure the safest possible passage across the street
I'm still voting for Obama because he's black and white on the issues. It isn't clear where Romney stands.
I got arrested Development: seasons 1-3
i run these streets for my early morning exercise routine
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