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assess health based on size, color and consistency of poops
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take a shower Never wash legs
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no work. no school. no shower.
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finger pokes through toilet paper while wiping smell
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open window to let fresh air in spring cleaning complete
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Pee, sprinkle on shoe Wipe shoe on back of pants leg.
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pee in shower not even showering
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