Your performance review is low because you've been sleeping on the job for less than the six hour daily minimum

Your performance review is low because you've been sleeping on the job for less than the six hour daily minimum - Your performance review is low because you've been sleeping on the job for less than the six hour daily minimum  Business Cat

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Today We'll be talking about our new packaging First on the agenda, how comfortable are the new boxes?

Today We'll be talking about our new packaging First on the agenda, how comfortable are the new boxes?

can you get me a new cushion for my office chair? I'll be kneading it this afternoon

can you get me a new cushion for my office chair? I'll be kneading it this afternoon

Climbing corporate ladder can't get down

Climbing corporate ladder can't get down

Yes, my sector is reporting a loss this quarter but don't worry we always land on our feet

Yes, my sector is reporting a loss this quarter but don't worry we always land on our feet

We're going to have to think outside the box here I just pooped in it

We're going to have to think outside the box here I just pooped in it

Great job today I'll knead you in my office

Great job today I'll knead you in my office

Regarding that presentation you left on my desk I'm going to sleep on it.

Regarding that presentation you left on my desk I'm going to sleep on it.

we need to focus on the 4th quarter I batted the first three under the couch

we need to focus on the 4th quarter I batted the first three under the couch

-"I can get this done, no strings attached" GET! OUT!

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When the cat's away the mice will play? This ends now or else everyone is fucking fired

When the cat's away the mice will play? This ends now or else everyone is fucking fired
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