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Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet
Knows its time for his morning walk Quietly curls up next to you until you're ready to get up
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dad's mistress leaves her panties behind eats them so mom doesn't find them
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noisy Neighbourhood dogs start a barking chorus Doesn't join in
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gets blamed for everyone's farts loves them anyway
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alarm doesn't go off licks your face at the appropriate time to help you wake up
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Barks at Strangers not at the pizza guy
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Barks at your enemies allows hot girl to pet him
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Has 10 foot leash Only uses 6 feet
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forget sandwich on table doesn't eat it
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