You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow

You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow  - You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow   Overly Attached Girlfriend

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I will develop multiple personalities so that you won't need other friends

I will develop multiple personalities so that you won't need other friends

we could fit in the same coffin

we could fit in the same coffin

You should leave Skype on at night So I can watch you sleep

You should leave Skype on at night So I can watch you sleep

You hold your farts in when we're together? What other secrets have you bottled up inside of yourself thinking I wouldn't want to hear them?

You hold your farts in when we're together? What other secrets have you bottled up inside of yourself thinking I wouldn't want to hear them?

Kisses your balls before bed "I just kissed the kids goodnight."

Kisses your balls before bed

You smile a lot when you sleep Who else are you thinking about?

You smile a lot when you sleep Who else are you thinking about?

"Why is it called Overly Attached Girlfriend? Everything she says is really cute."

I adopted your dog so now if you leave me, you have to leave him

I adopted your dog so now if you leave me, you have to leave him

I hope you don't mind if I sit in on you masturbating I just want to make sure you finish with me on your mind.

I hope you don't mind if I sit in on you masturbating I just want to make sure you finish with me on your mind.

ask her as a joke to bring you dinner Is in your driveway 45 minutes later with food

ask her as a joke to bring you dinner Is in your driveway 45 minutes later with food
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