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2 + weeks without doing laundry Found clean underwear
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Thought I typed my password in wrong Log-in Successful
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girlfriend watched law and order svu still had sex
76,280 shares
Ordered a 10 piece chicken McNugget Got 11
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Smoke weed every day still get straight b's
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Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning
74,314 shares
peed in a dream didn't pee in the bed
139,625 shares
Copy important text ages ago. Press ctrl-v... still in clipboard
14,653 shares
Noticed there was no toilet paper before i went to the bathroom
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Left in car on hot day survives
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