Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her
In 20- 30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a screen name that hasn't already been taken.
Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other
Dear Vegetarians... If You're trying to save the animals, Why are you eating their food?
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