spent too long on the toilet playing on my phone now my legs are asleep

spent too long on the toilet
playing on my phone now my legs are asleep - spent too long on the toilet
playing on my phone now my legs are asleep  First World Problems

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My Mansion's Driveway Is So Big People Keep Mistaking it for a road

My Mansion's Driveway Is So Big People Keep Mistaking it for a road

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I just spent an hour straightening my hair but now it's raining

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I only get 5 hours sleep a night because my girlfriend insists on having sex until 1AM

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I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY TOMORROW TO GO TO SIX FLAGS
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