You call it kidnapping i call it surprise adoption
girlfriend is acting bitchy and annoying "are you on your period?"
Crash my car into a bridge and love it!
has period wears white dress on first date with hot guy
LINEAR ALGEBRA FINAL Only brings a pen
Puts pen in pocket Without pen cap
BUMP INTO STRANGER DON'T SAY SORRY
Clicks on a NSFW post in the front row of class
Does Calculus Homework In pen
Takes a shit with the bathroom door open Has company over
Laugh more daily