Scumbag Brain on books

Scumbag Brain on books - YOU JUST READ THAT WHOLE PAGE? DAMN MAN, I TOTALLY BLANKED OUT, BETTER RE-READ IT  Scumbag Brain

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Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.

Puts you to sleep because you drank too much. Wakes you up 3 hours later so you can enjoy your hangover.

Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end.

Oh, you just got a new girlfriend? Lets spend the entire night making up scenarios of how things are going to end.

Hey, you know that girl you just met that is only in town for a couple of weeks? let's fall in love with her

Hey, you know that girl you just met that is only in town for a couple of weeks? let's fall in love with her

Remember that girl that treated us like shit and broke your heart? I miss her

Remember that girl that treated us like shit and broke your heart? I miss her

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am

Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing

Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing

Remember that place you put that thing so you wouldn't forget it? Yeah, me neither.

Remember that place you put that thing so you wouldn't forget it? Yeah, me neither.

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text "bro, She probably chose this exact moment to stop talking to you forever"

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text
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