Get courage to tell coworker I like him Tells me he understands how I feel cause he always likes girls who don't like him back
quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper
Concentrate very hard on making eye contact during a conversation missed the conversation because I was concentrating too hard on making eye contact
Serving a little person at work, they don't quite have enough money "It's ok if you're a little short"
Talk to a girl with speech defect at a party don't realize she has a speech defect and play along with her "funny" articulation
Offered Cocaine "no thanks, i'm full"
Thinks of something to say during a group conversation but the topic changes before I get the chance to say it. Doesn't say anything at all because it's not the right time anymore
dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building "I could cut it with a knife. the awkwardness, not you"
guy next to me in the elevator farts bless you
Stranger says Hi to me at urinal, so I say hi back He gives me a strange look and quickly leaves. Later I realise he only farted which sounded like a hi
Laugh more daily