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Can't remember the answer to an exam question until you leave the exam
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You woke up early? Great job! Lets celebrate with more sleep
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Oh, you have a 15 hour workday tomorrow? Better stay awake tonight and look at pictures of cats on the internet.
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Maybe you left the light on this morning Or maybe there's a serial killer in your house
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Can dream about anything in the world and is not limited by the laws of physics DREAMS ABOUT YOUR EX
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It's your day off, you can sleep in till noon Better wake you up at 7:30
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HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.
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Drinking rum All night wake up! it's 7am!
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Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.
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Physical activity improves cognitive function, boosts the immune system, decreases cardiovascular disease and improves sleep. FUCK IT
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