This could work out well...
In your face, morning person!
I believe i deserve a medal for this.
Maybe this means I should switch jobs more often?
Cherish it when it happens, fellas.
Today is a great unplanned day.
I guess there is a silver lining to everything
The best part about the lack of social media in my youth
Washed my hands while wearing khakis i don't look like i peed myself
Laugh more daily