9138 shares
There's millions of microorganisms on my body. I am a mothership.
148,913 shares
Mushrooms are like jellyfish of the forest
116,480 shares
Dude, if you look in the mirror with your eyes shut You can see what you look like when you're asleep.
234,938 shares
a pregnant woman swallowing a load is like... Feeding the fetus its brothers and sisters
416,382 shares
Kangaroos are like tyrannosaurus deer
114,625 shares
To travel forward in time all i have to do is wait
339,538 shares
Dude, drawing Is like brain-printing
82,694 shares
the crust on pizza is like a free breadstick
152,590 shares
A mustache is like an eyebrow for your mouth
173,218 shares
If you were a potato you'd be a sweet potato If I was a potato I'd be a baked potato
1,729,718 shares
Laugh more daily
