'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Working at a haunted house...

PAYS $20 FOR ADMISSION TICKET TRIES TO FIGHT YOU WHEN YOU SCARE HIM

Scumbag Electric Company

ENCOURAGES YOU TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING TO ENERGY EFFICIENT DEVICES  RAISES THE COST OF ELECTRICITY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T MAKING AS MUCH MONEY

This guy in the library today...

ANSWERS PHONE IN LIBRARY

Seriously if you do this f**k you.

SEES YOU ARE EMBARRASSED

Scumbag Ticketmaster

WANT TO PRINT YOUR OWN TICKETS AT HOME SO WE DON'T HAVE TO PRINT THEM AND MAIL THEM? THAT'LL BE $2.50

tries to throw soda can in to the bin Misses and carries on walking

tries to throw soda can in to the bin Misses and carries on walking

SEES TRASH CAN WITHOUT A TRASH BAG PUTS TRASH IN ANYWAYS

SEES TRASH CAN WITHOUT A TRASH BAG PUTS TRASH IN ANYWAYS

His rich parents bought him a toyota instead of the bmw he wanted Purposely crashes the car three times until they buy him his bmw

His rich parents bought him a toyota instead of the bmw he wanted Purposely crashes the car three times until they buy him his bmw

Orders $80+ of pizza and doesn't tip "Sorry bro, times are tight"

Orders $80+ of pizza and doesn't tip

Don't get a job They take away your Medicare once you get your own money

Don't get a job  They take away your Medicare once you get your own money
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