9255 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
21,273 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,907 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,973 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,508 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,667 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,260 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
71,006 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,319 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
88,060 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
299,267 shares
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