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Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time
79,519 shares
pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled
154,014 shares
asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant
201,325 shares
Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up
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Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None
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Gets facebook notification Not a game request
56,436 shares
Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket
495,209 shares
get drunk and sleep with someone Both still like each other in the morning
173,566 shares
Boss Walked by Actually doing work
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Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided
349,160 shares
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