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"Never discriminate against other races" Especially black people. They will shoot you
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"I don't like south park. They made fun of jesus once" "But that muslum episode was hilarious"
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Doesn't let you go to a friend's house because they might teach you bad things lets you go on the internet
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"Men are such pigs!" WATCHES MAGIC MIKE
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You don't believe in God because you've read science books? You can't trust everything you read son.
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Fix her computer Blames all future problems on you
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evolution? I don't remember reading that in the bible
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Says video games are pointless WATCHES REALITY TV SHOWS
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you can't watch that movie it has bad language Sends you to public school
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"If you want something in life, you must work for it." Shops with her husband's credit cards drives a car he paid for
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