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finally clean room come home after work, momentarily think you got robbed
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scratch head smell hand when nobodys looking
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Pick nose while trying to sleep flick booger side of bed; vacuum room sometime
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puke stain on livingroom floor? Moves Couch
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Swallow fly while yawning Survivorman.
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first date in six hours better eat a bunch of pineapple just in case
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wake up hungover with pizza in bed eat pizza
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Realize you've worn these pants for 5 days in a row Congratulate yourself on a new high score
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pick nose throw booger behind couch
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Play the sims Put dirty dishes on the floor
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