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ditches your $5 pipe when cops bust party Buys $50 piece to replace it
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takes dorothy mantooth out to nice seafood dinner calls her again
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hardly ever lies but when he does, it's to cover your ass
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chills in your room Cleans up after himself
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"reddit is under heavy load right now, sorry. Try again in a few minutes." waits a few minutes
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GIRLFRIEND MAKES SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM DOESN'T USE IT TO GET KARMA
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Realizes that he's Good Guy Greg Never mentions it to anyone
25,321 shares
sees you have cotton mouth gives you a sip of his soda
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Gets Proven wrong downvotes himself
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Comes over to smoke you down. leaves weed in your grinder.
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