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order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal
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Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway
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Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station
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Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me
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"you apologize too much" sorry
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Class room attendance Rehearses saying "here" in his head
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People want their year books signed Oh god
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someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move
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Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by
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Practices order while in line still gets it wrong
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