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Old high school crush accepts friend request Nostalgia fap
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Play Starcraft w/ shirt off Clip microphone to nipple hair
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Tie off used condoms and hit roommates with them Cumchuks
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What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed
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stay home: masturbate go fishing: master bait
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Does Laundry Uses dryer as closet
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Over sleep for 4pm class
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too lazy to pick up dead roach let that be a warning to the others
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wake up, still poor go back to sleep, try again tomorrow
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