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Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute
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"Hi, I'm dating your daughter. Nice to meet you." steals all of your prescription meds
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Goes food shopping Leaves grocery cart in parking spot
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Is the on-call for the weekend Doesn't answer phone
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Drink the bong water, bro It'll get you fucked up as shit
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Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town
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Gets friend-zoned makes meme mocking close personal friend
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"Be there in 5 minutes" Shows up in an hour
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Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him
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takes a trip to london
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