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Doesn't know how to inhale helium properly for desired funny voice effect Makes obvious "pretend" voice
11,635 shares
Go to a reddit meetup Sit in the corner alone
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started as socially awkward penguin is now social anxiety disorder penguin
11,097 shares
Cell phone rings Pretend to miss call send text instead
17,978 shares
hear coworkers coming pour coffee faster
11,295 shares
Can't maintain eye contact during conversations makes staring contest with his cat every day
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ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL INSTEAD OF TEXT disconnect immediately in panic
10,903 shares
not sure if they are in line at register get behind them anyway, 10 feet from checkout
10,105 shares
watches hair get destroyed by barber says nothing
10,019 shares
Cash or credit? YES
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