Terrible Biology Jokes

Terrible Biology Jokes - WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE OF BIOLOGICAL FRAGMENTATION! Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walks into a bar He is an alcoholic whose drinking is destroying his family

A man walks into a bar He is an alcoholic whose drinking is destroying his family

What did the girl say after she was raped? Nothing. She just lived with it for years until, one day, she couldn't take it anymore and killed herself.

What did the girl say after she was raped? Nothing. She just lived with it for years until, one day, she couldn't take it anymore and killed herself.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke? Muslims don't drink alcohol."

A priest, a rabbi and
an imam  walk into a bar. The bartender says,

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" "My newborn child was just diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis"

A man walks into a bar.  
The bartender says

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident

Why did the coach go to the bank? His house was in foreclosure

Why did the coach go to the bank? His house was in foreclosure

Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.

Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.

how many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? one.

how many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? one.
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