Every single time.
I usually try and avoid these situations.
Sandra Bullock is apparently having her second child
The Most Interesting Man In The World
I don't always go grocery shopping...
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE A TL;DR
I don't always stretch in public but when I do I accidentally let out the mini moan of my inner pornstar
I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself
I don't always wash my sheets but when I do, i forget them in the washer until i'm ready to go to sleep
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