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you sure are dressing up nice for work who are you trying to impress?
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I love your penis so much I just want to cut it off and carry it in my pocket
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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but i lied about being infertile, we're having a baby!
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You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?
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i sign things with your last name for practice
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CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT
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If you dont call me Id tell everyone you raped me lol
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I just want to cuddle Even if it is with your lifeless body
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You lasted a long time tonight Do you not find me attractive anymore?
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You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating
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